Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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