Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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