if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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