Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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