Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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