Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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