Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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