I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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