she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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