Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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