Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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