so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He felt like a one man threesome
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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