I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
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