I'm gonna have a badass scar
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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