She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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