my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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