so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
