Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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