Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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