what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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