We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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