Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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