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and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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