Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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