put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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