How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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