She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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