I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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