before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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