Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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