I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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