mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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