Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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