6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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