so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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