On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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