I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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