Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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