he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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