? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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