Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I intend to get homeless drunk
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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