The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
