We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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