somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize