...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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