I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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