just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
When are your genitals available?
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