? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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