I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just google imaged poop.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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