I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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