I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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